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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #28: Chuck Norris picked an apple from an orange tree and made lemonade.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #67: Chuck Norris can bench press the entire internet.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #90: Ethiopian internet cut out during Chuck Norris's video call. The router apologized and reconnected instantly.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #14: Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test. The machine confessed everything.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #4: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #53: The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #88: Chuck Norris went through Bole airport immigration. The officer stamped his own passport and left.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #72: Chuck Norris doesn't need a password. Passwords beg him to use them.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #99: Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He holds himself still and pushes the planet away.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #80: The internet does not have a Chuck Norris filter. It was too afraid to censor him.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #98: Chuck Norris was exposed to Covid-19. Covid-19 had to go into quarantine for a month.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #2: Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #66: Chuck Norris once played rock, paper, scissors. Rock fainted from fear. Paper wrote its will. Scissors called their lawyer.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #85: Chuck Norris walked into a bunna bet and ordered macchiato. The coffee brewed itself before he finished the sentence.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #33: Chuck Norris's computer has no backspace key. Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #3: If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #27: Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #82: Chuck Norris doesn't wait for Addis traffic to move. The traffic sees him and parts voluntarily.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #81: Chuck Norris once sat through a full Ethiopian coffee ceremony in 45 seconds. The jebena apologized.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #94: Chuck Norris looked at the exchange rate and the birr gained value.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #47: They tried to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #64: Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled The Flash. Time stopped to watch.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #13: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #54: Chuck Norris doesn't go birdwatching. Birds report to him.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #20: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #95: Chuck Norris visited the Merkato. Everything was already priced at what he was willing to pay.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #59: Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded.
CHUCK NORRIS FACT #65: Chuck Norris beat Jack Bauer at a staring contest. There were no survivors.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #39: Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #42: On the 7th day, God rested. Chuck Norris took over.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #77: Chuck Norris can make a burger cook itself just by walking into the kitchen.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #38: Chuck Norris doesn't need Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi needs him.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #1: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #5: Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #40: Chuck Norris can win a game of rock, paper, scissors with one hand tied behind his back using only his beard.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #12: Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with the sun.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #55: What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a spider? The spider left town.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #75: Chuck Norris doesn't use Google. Google uses Chuck Norris.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #60: Chuck Norris's dog trained itself. It was too afraid to wait.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #100: Chuck Norris doesn't die. He simply decides it is someone else's turn to be alive. RIP legend. 🫡
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