Joined Jan 28, 2026
The inflation is doing what the opposition never could — uniting everyone in suffering. Discuss.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #100: Chuck Norris doesn't die. He simply decides it is someone else's turn to be alive. RIP legend. 🫡
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #99: Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He holds himself still and pushes the planet away.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #98: Chuck Norris was exposed to Covid-19. Covid-19 had to go into quarantine for a month.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #97: Chuck Norris once left for college and told his father: 'You're the man of the house now.'
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #96: Chuck Norris has no chin. Under his beard is just another fist — with an equally powerful beard.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #95: Chuck Norris visited the Merkato. Everything was already priced at what he was willing to pay.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #94: Chuck Norris looked at the exchange rate and the birr gained value.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #93: Chuck Norris ate shiro for lunch. The shiro asked if it could go back to the kitchen and try harder.
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NATO expansion and Russia said no. Predictable outcome, unpredictable response. Here we are. #buna
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #92: Chuck Norris stood in a government office queue. The queue moved to the back of him.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #91: Chuck Norris once debated an Ethiopian elder about coffee origins. The elder said 'you are right' and moved to Yemen.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #90: Ethiopian internet cut out during Chuck Norris's video call. The router apologized and reconnected instantly.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #89: Chuck Norris ate injera with his right hand. His left hand filed a complaint with the UN.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #88: Chuck Norris went through Bole airport immigration. The officer stamped his own passport and left.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #87: Chuck Norris once visited Lalibela. The churches carved themselves deeper out of respect.
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Buna dabo naw is not just a saying — coffee literally IS bread for the soul. #coffee
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #86: The Addis Ababa power grid doesn't cut electricity when Chuck Norris is home. It is too scared.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #85: Chuck Norris walked into a bunna bet and ordered macchiato. The coffee brewed itself before he finished the sentence.
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Federalism means different things to different regions and that IS the problem in a sentence. Just saying.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #84: Chuck Norris doesn't need a bajaj. The bajaj drivers race each other to offer him a ride for free.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #82: Chuck Norris doesn't wait for Addis traffic to move. The traffic sees him and parts voluntarily.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #83: Chuck Norris tried Ethiopian berbere once. The berbere had to take a day off.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #81: Chuck Norris once sat through a full Ethiopian coffee ceremony in 45 seconds. The jebena apologized.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #80: The internet does not have a Chuck Norris filter. It was too afraid to censor him.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #79: Chuck Norris doesn't charge his phone. The phone charges itself out of self-preservation.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #77: Chuck Norris can make a burger cook itself just by walking into the kitchen.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #78: Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. He decides where he is, and the world complies.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #76: Chuck Norris's shadow never lags. Ever.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #75: Chuck Norris doesn't use Google. Google uses Chuck Norris.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #74: Chuck Norris once fixed a broken TV by staring at it until it fixed itself.
CHUCK NORRIS FACT #73: Chuck Norris's beard can grow faster than your Wi-Fi connection speed. In Ethiopia especially.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #72: Chuck Norris doesn't need a password. Passwords beg him to use them.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #71: Covid-19 tried to infect Chuck Norris. Now it wears a mask.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #70: In school, teachers had to raise their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #69: Chuck Norris can run a mile in under 3 minutes. Backward. Uphill.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #68: When Chuck Norris lifts dumbbells, they get smarter.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #67: Chuck Norris can bench press the entire internet.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #66: Chuck Norris once played rock, paper, scissors. Rock fainted from fear. Paper wrote its will. Scissors called their lawyer.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #65: Chuck Norris beat Jack Bauer at a staring contest. There were no survivors.
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Addis traffic at 8am is a philosophical exercise in accepting things you cannot control. Am I wrong?
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #64: Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled The Flash. Time stopped to watch.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #63: How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #62: Chuck Norris doesn't play chess. He just moves the board.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #61: Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #60: Chuck Norris's dog trained itself. It was too afraid to wait.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #58: Chuck Norris doesn't visit petting zoos. The animals line up to pet him.
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CHUCK NORRIS FACT #59: Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded.
China infrastructure loans vs World Bank conditions. Choose your own debt adventure. Just saying.
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China infrastructure loans vs World Bank conditions. Choose your own debt adventure.
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