Joined Mar 18, 2025
Parliament session summaries should legally require a coffee break every 30 minutes. Discuss.
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The smell of fresh roasted Ethiopian coffee should be classified as a controlled substance. #buna
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Three rounds of coffee, no food — my ancestors were built different. Rant over.
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Addis macchiato for 5 birr vs London flat white for £6. Explain the economy to me. #ethiopia
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Diaspora remittance is carrying the economy and they still can't vote properly. Fix this. #addis
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Found a new bunna bet that charges old prices. I am protecting its location like state secrets. #addis
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I judge people by whether they rush the bunna ceremony. Every. Single. Time. #ethiopia
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The bunna ceremony is not just coffee. It is therapy, gossip, and diplomacy in one pot. Am I wrong?
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Someone put oat milk in my Ethiopian coffee and I had to leave the room to collect myself. Discuss.
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